Thursday, May 18, 2006

What Not to Wear

This man came into the place we were having lunch today. When he entered most people stopped talking and dropped their lunch and jaws.

Besides his shorts being too short and too tight, his hair was wild like a lion's mane, but too many colors. He also had a way of moving that was almost unnatural, which might have been caused by his hideous Ugg boots. He was not dressed for success - or eating out.