What's worse than one accordion? 12! Perhaps I'm on trade show overoload, but this booth pushing the world's most (insert favorite slam here) insrtument. Worse yet is they have a loop playing that repeats every 15 seconds. If a fire starts I hope it starts here.
The difference between an onion and accordion?
People cry when they chop up onions.
What did people say when the ship loaded with accordions sank in the ocean?
Well, it's a start.
What is the difference between an Uzi and an accordion?
The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.
What is the difference between an accordion player and a terrorist?
Terrorists have sympathisers.